The file containing Mr Brown's toilette routine was inside an aide's rucksack found in the back of a black cab at King's Cross station in London. Miss Muench returned the letter to the GEZ with a note explaining the request had come too late, as Ries had died in 1559.
Another dating back to 248AD when Rome held what was billed as the 'Millennium Games' - tells the story of a distraught athlete: "Never mind," says a spectator.
"You can always try again at the next Millennium Games." There is also an ancient version of the Monty Python dead parrot sketch.
Vegetable fibres are mixed with resins to produce the car parts and the oils in the chocolate are refined to produce fuel.
The World First team, from Warwick University, hope racing chiefs will change the rules so they can compete in races next season.
"We expect our new materials to be used by the Formula 1 cars of the future." A survey of CV blunders reveals that job applicants are blowing their chances with gaffes such as listing their interests as "cooking dogs".